After reading this delightful news, I said to my friend, ‘They’re bringing back TOTP back for Christmas, woo!’ to which she remarked, ‘When did they even take it away?’ Firstly, I had to control my anger; I slid off the table where I was engaging in a celebratory dance, back into my chair, and kindly decided to leave the AK47 under my desk. Then, coolly I looked up, stared her out, whilst giving her the up middle finger, and started off, what I thought sounded like a Shakespearean soliloquy, but actually sounded more like a juvenile rant, where I repeatedly suggesting how stupid she was for not knowing this factoid of life.
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